| Pick | Team | Player | Pos. | School |
| Round 1 |
| 1 |
Jaguars
| Trevor Lawrence | QB | Clemson |
| smoking cr*ck if you think otherwise |
| 2 |
Jets
| Zach Wilson | QB | BYU |
| it'll be him at 2 one way or another |
| 3 |
Dolphins
f/HOU
| Penei Sewell | OT | Oregon |
| They need playmakers but cap space and later picks exist, stud LT's aren't available every offseason |
| 4 |
Falcons
| Kyle Pitts | TE | Florida |
| They'll probably trade Julio by next offseason, it could be a WR but Pitts allows them to get Pitts/Ridley/Julio on the field at the same time i couldnt put any of the defensive players here |
| 5 |
Bengals
| Rashawn Slater | OT | Northwestern |
| Slater will go early and they dont need a WR this early lol they could trade for D Adams Burrows still gonna be running for his life |
| 6 |
Eagles
| Micah Parsons | IB | Penn State |
| Google Einsteins definition of insanity. if they take Mac Jones here Id be the happiest Giants fan in the world |
| 7 |
Lions
| Ja'Marr Chase | WR | LSU |
| Chase is WR1 always has been. Chase Golladay on a tag and tyrell williams is a hell of a wr trio if you ask me |
| 8 |
Panthers
| Justin Fields | QB | Ohio State |
| Fields is QB3 I hope NFL teams see this too. every QB in the top 3 is in a tier of their own and then you get to the boooof. Fields is ok |
| 9 |
Broncos
| Caleb Farley | CB | Virginia Tech |
| Surtain is better but i could see denver taking farley and this is meant to be a prediction not what id do nobody reading this cares what id do. Probably 12 or more OL picks in what id do mock |
| 10 |
Cowboys
| Patrick Surtain II | CB | Alabama |
| dallas always lucks their way into players i like lol fr they cant pass up surtain at this pick |
| 11 |
Giants
| Jaylen Waddle | WR | Alabama |
| get me that little fast guy says dave gettleman cornball he would take waddle over smith |
| 12 |
49ers
| Alijah Vera-Tucker | OG | Southern Cal |
| at some point ill stop leaving notes because these picks get tricky |
| 13 |
Chargers
| Christian Darrisaw | OT | Virginia Tech |
| 14 |
Vikings
| Christian Barmore | DT | Alabama |
| 15 |
Patriots
| DeVonta Smith | WR | Alabama |
| gift wrapped |
| 16 |
Cardinals
| Kwity Paye | DE | Michigan |
| dont sleep on arizona i was saying that before they signed the egomaniac |
| 17 |
Raiders
| Jeremiah Owusu-Koramoah | OB | Notre Dame |
| 18 |
Dolphins
| Rashod Bateman | WR | Minnesota |
| 19 |
Football Team
| Kadarius Toney | WR | Florida |
| 20 |
Bears
| Mac Jones | QB | Alabama |
| oh it just makes too much sense |
| 21 |
Colts
| Jaycee Horn | CB | South Carolina |
| 22 |
Titans
| Gregory Rousseau | DE | Miami |
| 23 |
Jets
f/SEA
| Jaelan Phillips | DE | Miami |
| 24 |
Steelers
| Najee Harris | RB | Alabama |
| 25 |
Jaguars
f/LAR
| Levi Onwuzurike | DT | Washington |
| 26 |
Browns
| Zaven Collins | IB | Tulsa |
| 27 |
Ravens
| Terrace Marshall Jr. | WR | LSU |
| 28 |
Saints
| Azeez Ojulari | OB | Georgia |
| 29 |
Bills
| Travis Etienne | RB | Clemson |
| 30 |
Packers
| Jalen Mayfield | OT | Michigan |
| 31 |
Chiefs
| Dillon Radunz | OT | North Dakota State |
| 32 |
Buccaneers
| Joseph Ossai | DE | Texas |