| Pick | Team | Player | Pos. | School |
| Round 1 |
| 1 |
Chiefs
| Luke Joeckel | OT | Texas A&M |
| Locked ourselves into this one. No other options. |
| 2 |
Jaguars
| Bjoern Werner | DE | Florida State |
| They need a pass rush. Either him or Jordan will do here. |
| 3 |
Raiders
| Star Lotulelei | DT | Utah |
| Whoever is here, Oakland takes. They're desperate for anything. |
| 4 |
Eagles
| Eric Fisher | OT | Central Michigan |
| This is assuming they don't sign Eric Winston. |
| 5 |
Lions
| Dee Milliner | DC | Alabama |
| They have to actually do something about the secondary this time around. |
| 6 |
Browns
| Dion Jordan | DE | Oregon |
| A steal. |
| 7 |
Cardinals
| Chance Warmack | OG | Alabama |
| Pretty obvious need here. People say don't draft guards in the top 10, but that's old school talk. Get with it people! |
| 8 |
Bills
| Geno Smith | QB | West Virginia |
| This could happen as a result of a trade up, but it will most certainly happen. |
| 9 |
Jets
| Xavier Rhodes | DC | Florida State |
| Here's a solid replacement for Revis. |
| 10 |
Titans
| Ezekiel Ansah | DE | BYU |
| Rhodes is gone and Ansah is still around, so this pick needs to happen. I mean, can anyone name me a Titans starting DE? No? |
| 11 |
Chargers
| Lane Johnson | OT | Oklahoma |
| Fire Jeromy Clary and/or Jared Gaither. |
| 12 |
Dolphins
| Desmond Trufant | DC | Washington |
| This might happen after a trade down. Watch out! |
| 13 |
Jets
F/TB
| Barkevious Mingo | OB | LSU |
| This is a Jets pick. The Jets have made this one here. Not Tampa. The New York Football Jets. |
| 14 |
Panthers
| Sharrif Floyd | DT | Florida |
| Another need-based pick at right about the right level. |
| 15 |
Saints
| Sheldon Richardson | DT | Missouri |
| They need a defense and this is a good start. |
| 16 |
Rams
| Kenny Vaccaro | FS | Texas |
| They cut one of their starters and they better pick him up before Dallas goes and does it. |
| 17 |
Steelers
| Cordarrelle Patterson | WR | Tennessee |
| Somehow he'll fall here. And again the Steelers will steal another player. Get it? Steal. Steel. It's a pun based on how the Steelers are thieves. |
| 18 |
Cowboys
| Datone Jones | DE | UCLA |
| They have holes there, and since Vaccaro will be gone, well, you know. |
| 19 |
Giants
| Jarvis Jones | OB | Georgia |
| Will fall because of his Pro Day. Doesn't deserve to, and NY will take advantage. |
| 20 |
Bears
| Jonathan Cooper | OG | North Carolina |
| The interior of that line is bad, bad, bad. They lost the chance to get Jarvis, so they'll have to settle. |
| 21 |
Bengals
| Manti Te'o | IB | Notre Dame |
| Controversial, I know, but Rey Mauluaga is, uh, not that good! |
| 22 |
Rams
F/WAS
| Tavon Austin | WR | West Virginia |
| Their receiver situation is bad again. This could be a good fix. |
| 23 |
Vikings
| Jordan Poyer | DC | Oregon State |
| This is still the best CB option left, I think. And leave it to Minnesota to make a questionable pick. |
| 24 |
Colts
| DJ Fluker | OT | Alabama |
| They need some help on O-line and they have to protect their new golden boy. |
| 25 |
Vikings
F/SEA
| Justin Hunter | WR | Tennessee |
| Man, who knows with the WR situation in this draft? It'll be somebody along these lines. |
| 26 |
Packers
| Arthur Brown | OB | Kansas State |
| A.J. Hawk is bad, you guys. He got extended but he bad. He real bad. I make this pick in protest! |
| 27 |
Texans
| DeAndre Hopkins | WR | Clemson |
| God, will you guys just draft a receiver already? |
| 28 |
Broncos
| Johnathan Hankins | DT | Ohio State |
| Doom is gone. You gotta do something about that, even though you deserve it DENVER! |
| 29 |
Patriots
| Alex Okafor | DE | Texas |
| Maybe this will be right or maybe it won't. Who knows with Slick Billy? |
| 30 |
Falcons
| Damontre Moore | DE | Texas A&M |
| Abraham is gone and they have enough chance to replace him. |
| 31 |
49ers
| Johnathan Jenkins | DT | Georgia |
| The DT pool is light in SF. One of their only holes. Don't worry they get a safety with their next pick. |
| 32 |
Ravens
| Kevin Minter | IB | LSU |
| Gotta replace Ray Lewis somehow. |
| Round 2 |
| 33 |
Jaguars
| Matt Barkley | QB | Southern Cal |
| Not the best pick here, but the Jags have to do something to get butts in the seats, otherwise they'll be in London soon. |
| 34 |
49ers
F/KC
| Zach Ertz | TE | Stanford |
| Oh, wait, I LIED! |
| 35 |
Eagles
| Sam Montgomery | DE | LSU |
| Gotta shore up that D-line. Someone has to replace Jason Babin up front. |
| 36 |
Lions
| Terron Armstead | OT | Arkansas-Pine Bluff |
| This is my Crazy Detroit Pick because they do this sometimes. It still makes sense, but it's out of left field and wacky so of course the Lions do it. |
| 37 |
Bengals
F/OAK
| Eric Reid | FS | LSU |
| They need a safety. This could be Gio Bernard, too, I guess. |
| 38 |
Cardinals
| Tyler Wilson | QB | Arkansas |
| Do you trust Carson Palmer? I don't. Get some better option, Arizona. |
| 39 |
Jets
| Tyler Eifert | TE | Notre Dame |
| Mark Sanchez needs some help. Well, a lot of help. |
| 40 |
Titans
| Johnthan Banks | DC | Mississippi State |
| Thankfully I was able to make some slight adjustments to my second round! Otherwise, this would have been disastrous! |
| 41 |
Bills
| Robert Woods | WR | Southern Cal |
| Here's the fancy new receiver they wanted |
| 42 |
Dolphins
| Sylvester Williams | DT | North Carolina |
| Some good depth. Soliai might be gone one day, too, ya know. |
| 43 |
Buccaneers
| Margus Hunt | DE | SMU |
| Now is where they replace Michael Bennett |
| 44 |
Panthers
| Jamar Taylor | DC | Boise State |
| What is it with the NFC South and bad secondaries? |
| 45 |
Chargers
| Jesse Williams | DT | Alabama |
| Garay is gone and they need a replacement. This might require a trade up. Or two. |
| 46 |
Rams
| Larry Warford | OG | Kentucky |
| They might have to trade up to make this work, but it'll be a good choice. |
| 47 |
Cowboys
| Matt Elam | SS | Florida |
| Another team with a desperate need for a safety. Hopefully for Dallas, no one trades up for Elam. |
| 48 |
Steelers
| Menelik Watson | OT | Florida State |
| They lost Willie Colon and they won't even care once Watson gets in there. |
| 49 |
Giants
| Corey Lemonier | DE | Auburn |
| Probably is going to get shifted to LB. |
| 50 |
Bears
| Khaseem Green | OB | Rutgers |
| And here's your Urlacher replacement. |
| 51 |
Commanders
| David Amerson | DC | North Carolina State |
| DeAngelo Hall is real bad so get a replacement post haste. |
| 52 |
Vikings
| Alec Ogletree | IB | Georgia |
| This is a huge underdraft but that's a DUI for you. Don't drink and drive kids. |
| 53 |
Bengals
| Giovani Bernard | RB | North Carolina |
| Finally an RB comes off the board! Get this guy behind Lawfirm and they are set. |
| 54 |
Dolphins
F/IND
| Chris Faulk | OT | LSU |
| Shore up that O-line! Lance Louis is not enough. |
| 55 |
Packers
| Barrett Jones | OC | Alabama |
| Maybe they can finally have a Pro Bowl worthy Center heyooooo |
| 56 |
Seahawks
| Kawaan Short | DT | Purdue |
| Get ready for some BPA by this team. Not a lot of wholes to deal with. |
| 57 |
Texans
| Phillip Thomas | FS | Fresno State |
| They won't get Cyprien unless they trade up past what San Fran is going to trade up to. It's hard to predict trades but this one seems a little obvious. |
| 58 |
Broncos
| Keenan Allen | WR | California |
| He failed a pee test but John Elway is a mass murderer so something like that won't stop him from doing this. |
| 59 |
Patriots
| Logan Ryan | DC | Rutgers |
| Will you just get a good secondary already? |
| 60 |
Falcons
| Travis Frederick | OC | Wisconsin |
| BPA at this point. That's what'll happen when you get deep in the playoffs. |
| 61 |
49ers
| John Cyprien | SS | Florida International |
| This is going to happen because of a trade up. San Fran has a million picks so there's no reason for them to not make this happen. |
| 62 |
Ravens
| Kyle Long | OT | Oregon |
| Bryant McKinnie's replacement. |
| Round 3 |
| 63 |
Chiefs
| Bacarri Rambo | FS | Georgia |
| 64 |
Jaguars
| Ricky Wagner | OT | Wisconsin |
| 65 |
Lions
| Justin Pugh | OT | Syracuse |
| 66 |
Raiders
| Leon McFadden | DC | San Diego State |
| 67 |
Eagles
| Jamie Collins | OB | Southern Mississippi |
| 68 |
Browns
| Darius Slay | DC | Mississippi State |
| 69 |
Cardinals
| Alvin Bailey | OG | Arkansas |
| 70 |
Titans
| Braxston Cave | OC | Notre Dame |
| 71 |
Bills
| Michael Buchanan | DE | Illinois |
| 72 |
Jets
| Sio Moore | OB | Connecticut |
| 73 |
Buccaneers
| Brennan Williams | OT | North Carolina |
| 74 |
49ers
F/CAR
| William Gholston | DE | Michigan State |
| 75 |
Saints
| Robert Alford | DC | SE Louisiana |
| 76 |
Chargers
| Blidi Wreh-Wilson | DC | Connecticut |
| 77 |
Dolphins
| Gavin Escobar | TE | San Diego State |
| 78 |
Rams
| Terrance Williams | WR | Baylor |
| 79 |
Steelers
| Eddie Lacy | RB | Alabama |
| 80 |
Cowboys
| Oday Aboushi | OT | Virginia |
| 81 |
Giants
| DJ Swearinger | FS | South Carolina |
| 82 |
Dolphins
F/CHI
| Stedman Bailey | WR | West Virginia |
| 83 |
Vikings
| Brian Winters | OT | Kent State |
| 84 |
Bengals
| Tyrann Mathieu | DC | LSU |
| 85 |
Commanders
| Kevin Reddick | IB | North Carolina |
| 86 |
Colts
| Da'Rick Rogers | WR | Tennessee Tech |
| 87 |
Seahawks
| John Simon | DE | Ohio State |
| 88 |
Packers
| Vance McDonald | TE | Rice |
| 89 |
Texans
| BW Webb | DC | William & Mary |
| 90 |
Broncos
| Marcus Lattimore | RB | South Carolina |
| 91 |
Patriots
| Ryan Swope | WR | Texas A&M |
| 92 |
Falcons
| Montee Ball | RB | Wisconsin |
| 93 |
49ers
| EJ Manuel | QB | Florida State |
| 94 |
Ravens
| Cornellius Carradine | DE | Florida State |
| 95 |
Texans
F/NFL
| Xavier Nixon | OT | Florida |
| 96 |
Chiefs
F/NFL
| Denard Robinson | WR | Michigan |
| 97 |
Titans
F/NFL
| Tony Jefferson | FS | Oklahoma |
| Round 4 |
| 98 |
Jaguars
| Andre Ellington | RB | Clemson |
| 99 |
Chiefs
| Nico Johnson | IB | Alabama |
| 100 |
Raiders
| DJ Hayden | DC | Houston |
| 101 |
Eagles
| Robert Lester | SS | Alabama |
| 102 |
Vikings
F/DET
| Rex Burkhead | RB | Nebraska |
| 103 |
Cardinals
| Tavarres King | WR | Georgia |
| 104 |
Browns
| Akeem Spence | DT | Illinois |
| 105 |
Bills
| Ryan Nassib | QB | Syracuse |
| 106 |
Jets
| Johnathan Franklin | RB | UCLA |
| 107 |
Titans
| Tyler Bray | QB | Tennessee |
| 108 |
Panthers
| Brandon Jenkins | OB | Florida State |
| 109 |
Saints
| Terry Hawthorne | DC | Illinois |
| 110 |
Chargers
| Mike Glennon | QB | North Carolina State |
| 111 |
Dolphins
| Kwame Geathers | NT | Georgia |
| 112 |
Buccaneers
| Sean Porter | OB | Texas A&M |
| 113 |
Rams
| Jeff Baca | OG | UCLA |
| 114 |
Cowboys
| Chase Thomas | OB | Stanford |
| 115 |
Steelers
| Nickell Robey | DC | Southern Cal |
| 116 |
Giants
| Jordan Reed | TE | Florida |
| 117 |
Bears
| Carrington Byndom | DC | Texas |
| 118 |
Bengals
| Aaron Dobson | WR | Marshall |
| 119 |
Commanders
| Knile Davis | RB | Arkansas |
| 120 |
Vikings
| Dion Sims | TE | Michigan State |
| 121 |
Colts
| Jackson Jeffcoat | DE | Texas |
| 122 |
Packers
| Josh Boyce | WR | TCU |
| 123 |
Seahawks
| Gerald Hodges | OB | Penn State |
| 124 |
Texans
| Michael Mauti | IB | Penn State |
| 125 |
Broncos
| Joseph Fauria | TE | UCLA |
| 126 |
Buccaneers
F/NE
| Quinton Patton | WR | Louisiana Tech |
| 127 |
Falcons
| Dave Kruger | DT | Utah |
| 128 |
49ers
| Marquise Goodwin | WR | Texas |
| 129 |
Ravens
| Kenny Stills | WR | Oklahoma |
| 130 |
Ravens
F/NFL
| Quinton Dial | DE | Alabama |
| 131 |
49ers
F/NFL
| Kiko Alonso | IB | Oregon |
| 132 |
Lions
F/NFL
| TJ McDonald | FS | Southern Cal |
| 133 |
Falcons
F/NFL
| DC Jefferson | TE | Rutgers |
| Round 5 |
| 134 |
Chiefs
| Montori Hughes | DT | Tennessee-Martin |
| 135 |
Jaguars
| Jordan Hill | DT | Penn State |
| 136 |
Eagles
| Cobi Hamilton | WR | Arkansas |
| 137 |
Lions
| Joe Madsen | OC | West Virginia |
| 138 |
Seahawks
F/OAK
| Travis Kelce | TE | Cincinnati |
| 139 |
Browns
| Marcus Davis | WR | Virginia Tech |
| 140 |
Cardinals
| Brian Schwenke | OC | California |
| 141 |
Jets
| JJ Wilcox | SS | Georgia Southern |
| 142 |
Titans
| Markus Wheaton | WR | Oregon State |
| 143 |
Bills
| Vinston Painter | OT | Virginia Tech |
| 144 |
Saints
| Braden Brown | OT | BYU |
| 145 |
Chargers
| Ray Ray Armstrong | SS | Miami |
| 146 |
Dolphins
| Spencer Ware | RB | LSU |
| 147 |
Buccaneers
| Micah Hyde | DC | Iowa |
| 148 |
Panthers
| Reid Fragel | OT | Ohio State |
| 149 |
Rams
| Will Davis | DC | Utah State |
| 150 |
Steelers
| Cornelius Washington | OB | Georgia |
| 151 |
Cowboys
| William Campbell | DT | Michigan |
| 152 |
Giants
| Jawan Jamison | RB | Rutgers |
| 153 |
Bears
| Khaled Holmes | OC | Southern Cal |
| 154 |
Commanders
| Conner Vernon | WR | Duke |
| 155 |
Vikings
| TJ Moe | WR | Missouri |
| 156 |
Bengals
| Keenan Davis | WR | Iowa |
| 157 |
49ers
F/IND
| Mike Gillislee | RB | Florida |
| 158 |
Seahawks
| Tharold Simon | DC | LSU |
| 159 |
Packers
| Alex Hurst | OT | LSU |
| 160 |
Texans
| Adrian Bushell | DC | Louisville |
| 161 |
Broncos
| Brandon Williams | DT | Missouri Southern State |
| 162 |
Commanders
F/NE
| Tony Burnett | SS | Southern Cal |
| 163 |
Falcons
| Sanders Commings | DC | Georgia |
| 164 |
49ers
| Joe Kruger | DE | Utah |
| 165 |
Ravens
| TJ Johnson | OC | South Carolina |
| 166 |
Dolphins
F/NFL
| Jelani Jenkins | OB | Florida |
| 167 |
Packers
F/NFL
| Shamarko Thomas | SS | Syracuse |
| 168 |
Ravens
F/NFL
| Chris Harper | WR | Kansas State |
| Round 6 |
| 169 |
Jaguars
| Terrence Brown | DC | Stanford |
| 170 |
Chiefs
| Omoregie Uzzi | OG | Georgia Tech |
| 171 |
Lions
| Ace Sanders | WR | South Carolina |
| 172 |
Raiders
| Jonathan Bostic | IB | Florida |
| 173 |
Browns
F/PHI
| Shayne Skov | IB | Stanford |
| 174 |
Cardinals
| Steve Williams | DC | California |
| 175 |
Browns
| Mark Harrison | WR | Rutgers |
| 176 |
Cardinals
F/TEN/MIN
| AJ Klein | IB | Iowa State |
| 177 |
Bills
| Matt Furstenburg | TE | Maryland |
| 178 |
Jets
| Nicholas Williams | DT | Samford |
| 179 |
Chargers
| MarQueis Gray | WR | Minnesota |
| 180 |
49ers
F/MIA
| Dallas Thomas | OT | Tennessee |
| 181 |
Buccaneers
| Corey Fuller | WR | Virginia Tech |
| 182 |
Panthers
| Zavier Gooden | OB | Missouri |
| 183 |
Saints
| Everett Dawkins | DT | Florida State |
| 184 |
Rams
| Matt Scott | QB | Arizona |
| 185 |
Cowboys
| Le'Veon Bell | RB | Michigan State |
| 186 |
Steelers
| Bennie Logan | DT | LSU |
| 187 |
Giants
| Dwayne Gratz | DC | Connecticut |
| 188 |
Bears
| Alex Torres | WR | Texas Tech |
| 189 |
Vikings
| DeVonte Holloman | SS | South Carolina |
| 190 |
Bengals
| Manase Foketi | OT | West Texas A&M |
| 191 |
Commanders
| Kapron Lewis-Moore | DT | Notre Dame |
| 192 |
Colts
| Rontez Miles | SS | California (PA) |
| 193 |
Packers
| Travis Long | DE | Washington State |
| 194 |
Seahawks
| PJ Lonergan | OC | LSU |
| 195 |
Texans
| Sean Fisher | OB | Nebraska |
| 196 |
Eagles
F/DEN/PHI
| Cierre Wood | RB | Notre Dame |
| 197 |
Bengals
F/NE
| Marquis Jackson | DE | Texas Southern |
| 198 |
Falcons
| Zac Dysert | QB | Miami (OH) |
| 199 |
Ravens
F/SF
| Sheldon Price | DC | UCLA |
| 200 |
Ravens
| Demontre Hurst | DC | Oklahoma |
| 201 |
Texans
F/NFL
| Kenjon Barner | RB | Oregon |
| 202 |
Titans
F/NFL
| Spencer Nealy | DT | Texas A&M |
| 203 |
Ravens
F/NFL
| Landry Jones | QB | Oklahoma |
| 204 |
Chiefs
F/NFL
| David Bakhtiari | OT | Colorado |
| 205 |
Raiders
F/NFL
| Etienne Sabino | OB | Ohio State |
| 206 |
Steelers
F/NFL
| Wes Horton | DE | Southern Cal |
| Round 7 |
| 207 |
Chiefs
| Jake Knott | OB | Iowa State |
| 208 |
Jaguars
| David Quessenberry | OT | San Jose State |
| 209 |
Raiders
| Brad Wing | PT | LSU |
| 210 |
Eagles
| Troy Davis | DE | Central Florida |
| 211 |
Lions
| Collin Klein | QB | Kansas State |
| 212 |
Eagles
F/CLE
| Terence Davis | WR | Wake Forest |
| 213 |
Vikings
F/ARZ
| John Wetzel | OT | Boston College |
| 214 |
Seahawks
F/BUF
| Philip Lutzenkirchen | TE | Auburn |
| 215 |
Jets
| Jeff Nady | OT | Nevada |
| 216 |
Titans
| Ryan Lacy | DC | Utah |
| 217 |
Dolphins
| Aaron Mellette | WR | Elon |
| 218 |
Buccaneers
| Marquess Wilson | WR | Washington State |
| 219 |
Raiders
F/CAR
| Dan Giordano | DE | Cincinnati |
| 220 |
Seahawks
F/NO
| Rodney Smith | WR | Florida State |
| 221 |
Chargers
| Alonzo Highsmith | OB | Arkansas |
| 222 |
Rams
| Brandon McGee | DC | Miami |
| 223 |
Steelers
| Marc Anthony | DC | California |
| 224 |
Dolphins
F/DAL
| Fou Fonoti | OT | Michigan State |
| 225 |
Giants
| John Lotulelei | IB | UNLV |
| 226 |
Patriots
F/CHI/TB
| Michael Dyer | RB | Arkansas Baptist |
| 227 |
49ers
F/CIN
| Zach Brown | PK | Portland State |
| 228 |
Commanders
| Josh Dworaczyk | OG | LSU |
| 229 |
Vikings
| James Ferentz | OC | Iowa |
| 230 |
Colts
| Marcus Rucker | WR | Memphis |
| 231 |
Seahawks
| Jermaine Robinson | SS | Toledo |
| 232 |
Packers
| Stansly Maponga | DE | TCU |
| 233 |
Texans
| Lucas Reed | TE | New Mexico |
| 234 |
Broncos
| Travante Stallworth | WR | Auburn |
| 235 |
Patriots
| Kyle Juszczyk | TE | Harvard |
| 236 |
Falcons
| Markell Rice | SS | American International |
| 237 |
49ers
| Zach Boren | FB | Ohio State |
| 238 |
Ravens
| Sam Barrington | IB | South Florida |
| 239 |
Eagles
F/NFL
| Chris McDonald | OG | Michigan State |
| 240 |
Bengals
F/NFL
| Stefphon Jefferson | RB | Nevada |
| 241 |
Seahawks
F/NFL
| Brandon Moore | DT | Texas |
| 242 |
Seahawks
F/NFL
| Brandon Magee | OB | Arizona State |
| 243 |
Falcons
F/NFL
| Johnny Adams | DC | Michigan State |
| 244 |
Falcons
F/NFL
| Joseph Randle | RB | Oklahoma State |
| 245 |
Lions
F/NFL
| Tremayne Scott | DE | Ohio |
| 246 |
49ers
F/NFL
| Zeke Motta | SS | Notre Dame |
| 247 |
Ravens
F/NFL
| Ben Cotton | TE | Nebraska |
| 248 |
Titans
F/NFL
| Jamoris Slaughter | SS | Notre Dame |
| 249 |
Falcons
F/NFL
| Levine Toilolo | TE | Stanford |
| 250 |
Dolphins
F/NFL
| Caleb Sturgis | PK | Florida |
| 251 |
Bengals
F/NFL
| Duke Williams | SS | Nevada |
| 252 |
49ers
F/NFL
| Edmond Kugbila | OG | Valdosta State |
| 253 |
Giants
F/NFL
| Kevin Saia | OG | Louisiana Tech |
| 254 |
Colts
F/NFL
| Zach Rogers | WR | Tennessee |